Ain't I A Woman?!

I went to Target today to purchase some feminine products. So I go all the way to the back, you know, where they stock all the bulk items. I browse the lane to see what bulk goodies I can get for cheap. Lo & behold they had a family pack of Kotex pads for only $7.48!!! I had to cop it. I was then faced with having to walk aaallll the way to the front of the store, which seemed like a mile, holding this giant bag of pads. It seemed like every male in the store stopped and stared as I walked by. It was kind of funny actually. I did end up breaking into a jog to get to the checkout line but in the end I got 4 months worth of protection. I ain't mad!